Uh oh, I have a small pink guitar and a tab for 5000 Candles in the Wind exists on the internet.
I think you know what happens next.
and hiring one for our house party was the greatest decision ever. It took up the whole backyard!

But holy cow, I am so sore, and covered in bruises, and at one point someone landed on my head and also someone spilled vodka in my hair.
I guess bouncy castles are more dangerous when there are large, heavy people flinging themselves about rather than tiny children, especially when said people have been consuming alcohol.
And now I need to sleep for a very long time.
Come to livejournal and talk to me. I made a post and everything! Look at me learning how LJ works.

(Source: ha-502)
Arrested Development, 02.11 & Parks and Recreation, 02.04.
Well, she’s got a name, and I’m going to find out what it is, and I’m going to make a pun on it and that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example: if her name’s Amy, I’ll call her Blamy.
(Source: arnettandpoehler)
I wrote a blog for my work about my holiday in Turkey. This is part 1.
The server went down for 3 days after it was posted so clearly my blog is so good it broke the internet.
Today I left the house in nothing but my lovely new dress and sandals. This is a glorious turn of events.
Bring on lunchtime in the park, and after work vino in the sunshine!
This is actually the coolest. (via the daily what)

