Uh oh, I have a small pink guitar and a tab for 5000 Candles in the Wind exists on the internet.

I think you know what happens next.

bouncy castles are more fun when you’re grown up

and hiring one for our house party was the greatest decision ever. It took up the whole backyard!

But holy cow, I am so sore, and covered in bruises, and at one point someone landed on my head and also someone spilled vodka in my hair.

I guess bouncy castles are more dangerous when there are large, heavy people flinging themselves about rather than tiny children, especially when said people have been consuming alcohol. 

And now I need to sleep for a very long time. 

Hello tumblr folk

Come to livejournal and talk to me. I made a post and everything! Look at me learning how LJ works.

Time for a season 2 rewatch I think. 

(Source: setfiretotherain-)

(Source: ha-502)

Arrested Development, 02.11 & Parks and Recreation, 02.04.

Well, she’s got a name, and I’m going to find out what it is, and I’m going to make a pun on it and that’s what I’ll call her. Bad example: if her name’s Amy, I’ll call her Blamy.

(Source: arnettandpoehler)

I wrote a blog for my work about my holiday in Turkey. This is part 1. 
The server went down for 3 days after it was posted so clearly my blog is so good it broke the internet.

I wrote a blog for my work about my holiday in Turkey. This is part 1

The server went down for 3 days after it was posted so clearly my blog is so good it broke the internet.

Today I left the house in nothing but my lovely new dress and sandals. This is a glorious turn of events. 
Bring on lunchtime in the park, and after work vino in the sunshine!

Today I left the house in nothing but my lovely new dress and sandals. This is a glorious turn of events. 

Bring on lunchtime in the park, and after work vino in the sunshine!

This is actually the coolest. (via the daily what)

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